Remember the mail room under the Nursery? Sure you do..! After all, Willie sends you all sorts of hints and info there, right? Now, read 'em all.
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Sometimes, Willie has new hints for you:
Dear Klaymen,
Please feed my pet flytrap. He eats ring-food. I do not.
Love Willie
My pal Klaymen
Have you seen my cool music box? Be careful when you play.
Sincerely Willie
Greetings Klay,
I mixed up the boom-sticks. Will you help unmix them?
Friends Willie
Klaymen-Haymen
Blow up the Weasel and we can feast for days!
Buddies, Willie
Hi Klay,
Me again. Make an "H" for Hoborg.
Willie Trombone
Klaaaaymen,
You may use my beaker to drink from the skull. I am a hoop-head.
Willie
Dear Klaymen
Pass thru the spikes to press the fog-horn button.
Love Willie
Greetings Klaymen
You may drink from my secret fountain by the unsecret tree.
Pals, Willie
Klay-Klay-Bo-Bay
Spitting is fun. It is fun to spit and change the notes.
Brother Willie
Klayguy
Make the foghorn noise next to "Frenchie". He is my pet.
William
Klaaaaamen,
Thank you for killing Weasel. Now i CAN Drive in circles.
Willie Trombone
Dear Klaymen,
Three locks must unlock. Call yourself a chicken-pock.
Brother Willie
Dear Klay
I like shooting cannons. I still like shooting cannons.
W.T.
Klaymen,
I think you Broked the lake! I will not tell.
William
Klaymen,
The fifth ring turns on the radio.
Willie
Klay! Klay!
I am playing my favorite song on the lake walls!
Friends, Willie
Klaymen,
Doors are fast. We are faster.
Willie T.
Klay guy
Lure Bil away with his blue bear.
Willie Trombone
Hiiiiii,
Sometimes, we see more when there is no light.
Willie
Greetings Klay,
What goes Boom! must go up.
Mr. Trombone
Hi friend,
Someone needs to knock some sense into that Bil.
Willieeeee
Sometimes, Willie doesn't have new hints for you:
Klaymeb,
you may have already won two bricks of klay!!!
Willie
Klaymen,
How do you spell Hoborg?
Love, Willie
Klayyyyy,
Send this letter to three friends or you will fall ill.
Willie Dewan
Dear Klaymen,
You read too much
Willie
Klay friend,
You read too darn much.
Willie
Dear Klay,
At first, this was fun, but now you're being a baby.
From Willie
Hello,
Still no mail!
From Willie
Greetings again,
If you throw this away, I'll think less of you.
Willie
K.
Hi chum! My head has a whole in it.
W.
Dear Klaymen,
Hang me from a tree by my hoop so I can play "Absalom".
Willie
At some point, Klogg will take over the mail...:
Klaymen,
You should give up.
Klogg
Klaymen,
Ding Dong The Willie's Dead!
Klogg
Klay,
Hoborg says that he wants to wear you his crown.
Klogg
Brother,
Let us rule this world side by side!
Klogg
Klaymen,
You must be mistaken.
Klogg
Klaymen,
Why did you turn my Bil against me?
Klogg
Klay,
We are from the same mold.
Klogg
Klaymen,
I have a gift waiting for you at my castle
Klogg
Klaymen,
I was once naive like you.
Klogg
Klaymen,
I write well, yes?
Klogg