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Note: These are the texts you'll get when you play through the whole game UNDEFEATEDly. Movie: 'Introduction' (The cat aliens take over Earth and only the BoomBots can help!) Greetings, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. I am the Earth Scientist who invented you... I am transmitting this message to you via Yogurtron waves, completely undetectable by our alien enemy... I will guide you on your mission to retrieve the Earth's house cats, and save the planet. More on this later... Right now, there is an evil Boombot on the exterior launch pad of your ship, and he is up to no good... He is a green Boomer. You will have to defeat him before he destroys your ship. Earth's very existence depends on you, (BoomBot)... If you complete this mission we will give you the entire state of Arizona. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. If you beat the green Boomer on the first try, you will gain the all-important UNDEFEATED status. You will know that you are UNDEFEATED when you see the cat trophy icon appear on your screen. If you remain UNDEFEATED, I will take you to secret arenas to battle secret Boombots! No additional charge! Fight Boomer at Rocket Launch Movie: 'Slotmachine' (Boomer chases a cat alien until they pass a highly fascinating slot machine...) Way to go, (BoomBot), my UNDEFEATED pal.This is Dr. Pick. I see you took care of that nasty green Boomer... Prepare, now, to battle a blue Hans, Texas Walker. He is big and mean... This blue Hans was once good but the evil cat aliens turned him bad. He has personally stolen 500 of Earth's housecats... While in this arena, blow up the largest oil tower to get some goodies I hid for you... We're counting on you, (BoomBot). I must go now, for I smell my toast burning in the kitchen... Remember, you are still UNDEFEATED! Notice the cat trophy icon showing the world that you are UNDEFEATED! Way to go! Complete this mission, (BoomBot), and you will have rescued the 500 cats. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. Here's a tip: use your kick-back capability - L1 or R1 - to knock your enemies' missiles back in their face. Fight Hans, Texas Ranger at Oil Refinery (BoomBot), you rule! This is a secret arena that only UNDEFEATED Boombots can reach! Your are great and underpaid, but that's a different subject... Once again, I hid some goodies for you. they are in an explosive wasp nest in the back of the arena, that's the good news... The bad news is that you have to battle a blue Lady Wasp. She has a nasty quintuple barrel gun... If you remain UNDEFEATED after this battle you will add Lady Wasp to my roster of secret Boombots...Remember, (BoomBot), that it's all about you. You are getting pretty famous here on Earth. Local TV programs wish to interview you... If you fail this mission, you will lose your UNDEFEATED status so be careful! Signing off, Dr. Pick. Fight Lady Wasp at Wasp Nest Movie: 'Kitty Gritty' (Boomer hides and finds himself watching a cat alien go to the toilet) Hello, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. Can you guess how I got my name?... Nevermind, I probably should not distract you since you are about to fight a nasty foe... He is a green Airplane. He is a rotten little airplane with heavy duty military abilities... Because he is an airplane, he likes to spend a lot of time in the air... While he is in the air, you should shoot him with your Scud missiles, he will not be able to kick them back in flight... Don't forget to keep picking up those yellow power balls to increase the strength of your weapons! Max out your yellow power meter to go Mongo! Complete this mission and you will get a station wagon. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED and we notice! You have come very far without losing a single match. You are even better than me. I have added WASP NEST to your arena roster. Fight Airplane at Trench Movie: 'Chess' (Two alien cats play chess) Yo, (BoomBot), you the man!This is Dr. Pick. You beat that plane like an egg!... You have made your way into an underground feline cat pyramid... It is guarded by an evil blue Chickie Boom. She has powerful missiles so try to kick them back... Try to stay on top of the pyramid to gain tactical advantage! You can do it, (BoomBot)... Luckily, you have not been detected by the cat aliens. You are a stealthy little Boombot!... When you fire a guided missile, hold down the fire button and steer the missile toward your enemy. If you complete this mission I will wear a dress for 24 hours. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. Wow! You are still UNDEFEATED. Fight Chickie Boom at Pyramid Greetings, (BoomBot):Dr. Pick here. You are still UNDEFEATED! Because of your amazing ability... I transported you to some kind of parallel universe. You must fight a blue Klaymen... Defeat him on the first try and I can add him to my roster of Boombots. I know, I know, he isn't exactly a BoomBot... but we will accept help from wherever we can find it! I even recruited my mother to fight the cat aliens!... My mother is counting on your help... If you remain UNDEFEATED I will take you to other secret bonus arenas! Your pal, Dr. Pick. Fight Klaymen at The NeverhoOd Movie 'Dr. Pick' (Dr. Pick does what he promised two missions ago.) This is Dr. Pick.I must warn you for the cat aliens know of your whereabouts!... They're watching you, (BoomBot). Waaaaatching You. Right now, as you hold that controller... The cat aliens have sent a big mouthed guard dog to eat you. He is a yellow Dog E. Dog... Keep away from this evil Boombot dog for his bite inflicts serious damage... Did you know that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth?... Did you know that a computer programmer's mouth is also cleaner than a human's mouth? Your pal, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED. I have added THE NEVERHOOD to your arena roster. Everyone wants to take your cat trophy away from you! Show those chumps what you're made of! Fight Dog E. Dog at Mystic Garden Movie: 'Farting Cat' (Boomer and a cute little Earth cat.) Hello, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. You really put a whoopin' on that yellow Dog E. Dog!... Unfortunately you are stuck in Tiny Slag the smallest arena in the world... the problem is that you will be confronted by a brown Pittsburgh, the world's biggest Boombot... Do not let him get close to you! He has nasty close-range attacks... I put three bucks on you so you had better beat this guy. If you lose, I will dock your salary... Complete this mission, however, and you will get a neat lamp I got at the swap meet. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED. Beat golden Pittsburgh on the first try and you will get another BONUS! Fight Pittsburgh at Tiny Slag Yippeeee! (BoomBot)! You are still UNDEFEATED!Because of this fact, you get to play in a special arena... Apparently the Earth sport called hockey is popular among cat aliens. They created a turquoise hockey playing Boombot named O Canada... turquoise O Canada will body check you in a bad way if you get too close to her... It is fun to spin broadies and fishtail all around this arena. Yee haw! Poppin' Wheelies and whatnot!... Slippity slide! Wheeeee! Doin' donuts! Doin donuts on the principal's lawn! Fishtailin' broady-spin-poppin'-wheelies! BAM!... Beat the O Canada on the first try and I can add her and this cool ice arena to my play roster! Signing off, Dr. Pick. Fight O Canada at Big Hockey 18 Movie: 'Two cat aliens' (Beating each other senselessly) Greetings, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. You are about to enter the tablet arena... The feline aliens put a red Moby Tank in it to destroy you. You should hide behind the columns... Hide like a scared little bunny rabbit! Sooo scared! The scared little bunny rabbit... They put needles in... our... bellybuttons!! Anyways, destroy red Moby. He has very thick armor and nasty bombs but is a nice slow target... Complete this mission, (BoomBot), and you will get a scared bunny rabbit. Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED! This is amazing. I have added a bonus to your roster. Beat this red Moby goon on the first try to keep your UNDEFEATED status. Fight Moby Tank at Tablet Yard Movie: 'Gottcha' (An alien cat points its gun at Boomer...) Greetings, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. You have made it this far, but... Next, comes the Feline Temple, the sacret center of the entire cat alien civilization. It is guarded by a crazy French monkey who is a green le Chip... le Chip du green has little armor but his dynamite is deadly. There is an unidentified substance in the center of the arena... We are not sure what it is. It appears to be a large piece of candy... The green le Chip must be defeated. You are saving the world, Boombot. Thank you... Oh, your car was double-parked outside and just got towed away this morning. From, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED. Keep up the good work! Remain UNDEFEATED through the Feline Temple and a big bonus is yours! Fight le Chip at Feline Temple Greetings, (BoomBot), you are still UNDEFEATED!You get to play in this spiffy new bonus arena!... It is populated by an insane blue Ed Head!... Blue Ed Hed is a hideous abomination that the cat aliens created. They were tired of their stupid Boombots... They removed the head of a Boombot...And replaced it with the head of a human animator from Earth!... This blue Ed Hed is a mean foe, but best of all, THE COMPUTER DOES THE INBETWEENING!... If you beat the Ed Hed on the first try I can add him and the Acid Dip arena to my play roster! Signing off, Dr. Pick. Fight Ed Hed at Acid Dip Movie: 'Boomer and Chickie Boom' (Staring at each other, both following their very personal thoughts) Greetings, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. You are in a strange arena called the Japanese Duct... Quack, quack, ha, ha very funny. Are you finished?... Good. You are about to battle a speedy little purple critter named Hara Hara... He is fast, but weak, but fast. Did I mention that he is fast?... Your friends from Earth are cheering for you! Both of them... Thanks for your help, Earth is gaining ground against the cat aliens! Now get back to work. Dr. Pick. P.S. You are UNDEFEATED! You rock! New surprises have been added to your roster... You must be so proud of your cat trophy. It is made of solid gold. Take it to a pawn-shop and trade it in for Beanie Toys! Fight Hara Hara at Japanese Duct Movie: 'Cat in the Head' (Boomer just can't get that Earth cat out of his head) Hey, (BoomBot):This is Dr. Pick. the world's meanest Boombot is a tan Evil Boom!... He lives here in the Underworld Lava arena in the center of the cat alien planet... If you defeat this Boombot you will blow up the entire cat alien planet! Hooray!... The tan Evil Boom is a nasty cheater who always tries to push you into the lava... If you beat this goon, then Earth will defeat the cat aliens! Then I will take all of the credit!... Complete this mission and I will give you a donut! Signing off, Dr. Pick. P.S. You are still UNDEFEATED! I lava you! Fight Evil Boom at Underworld Lava This is it, (BoomBot):It's me, Dr. Pick. Because you are UNDEFEATED, I brought you to this last arena!... I'm not supposed to bring you here and I will probably get fired, or I won't be allowed to develop for the next generation system... But this is the king feline alien. He is a yellow Mandu! He masterminded the attack against Earth... Do not fall off of the Mandu Towers or you will be destroyed!!! I'm warning you... If you beat the yellow Mandu on the first try you are probably cheating... But I will add him to the play roster just the same. Congratulations on winning! Forever in your debt, Dr. Pick. Fight Mandu at Mandu Towers Movie: 'The End for the alien cats' (The giant Earth rocket hits the alien cat planet) You did it (BoomBot)! You saved the Earth from those nasty cat aliens! Not only that, but you beat all of the secret Boombots! You whooped em' all on the first try and that is quite impressive ...unless you used cheat codes which means you played like a granny.Now go home and take a bath, you smell kinda bad. Signing off, Dr. Pick Movie: 'The NeverhoOd team' (Making of BoomBots) |